Even God Hates Oklahoma

Tornadoes galore this week. This time they missed my charming home of Yukon. Pity. I would like to get out of my lease, and having my duplex torn asunder by the vengeful finger of God would certainly achieve that. It's worth risking death for such a reward.

I would like to see some of these churches around here cleaned out too. No offense to Christians, but does there really need to be a church on every freaking corner? Nobody likes a kiss-ass, not even God. Enough already.